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Ayo blogspot it's Shorty K aka Kenzel Washington aka Columbus Shorty (insider) you reached my blogspot.Some may get offended,some may relate,some may hate.Whatever you choose to do it will not matter.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Easter !

Easter was okay ate,ate,ate,ate and ate again.I chilled with my ninja Eric aka Eazy E.We went over a couple girls house.I was playing NBA LIVE 09 and of course winning.I was laughing my ass off at my homie talking about getting strippers for Easter.He was talking about have em dressed like bunny and have a Easter egg hunt.He a fuckin fool 4real.But all in all my day was bomb.

Pretty Boy

Okay okay I'm going to address something that has been driving me crazy for the last past 3 weeks.Girls have been calling me a "Pretty Boy" for some reason.Okay I was talking to my homegirl LALA and I told her I was washing my face and she made a comment "Smooth Skin".Then I told her I was doing my hair (probably bad choice of words).But all I was doing was brushing it and putting my du-rag on.So taking care of my face and hair makes me a pretty boy.If so ladies let me ask you some would you want a guy with bump on his face? Nappy Hair? umm NO! I didn't think so.So ladies leave feedback on how you feel about this.
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Little White Girl

No this is not a racist post.Let me tell you I was at Chuck E Cheese right.I was playing this game and I had a bag of candy.I saw this little white girl standing next to me.She wanted to play the game so I was like after I'm done.She was standing there waiting patiently (I thought).So I put my candy down beside the game and started playing it.So as I start playing the game I the little make a quick movement out the corner of my eye.Man before I knew it that damn heffa stole my candy and I mean that girl HAULED ASS!.I ain't never seen run that damn fast in my life.I started to slap the shit outta her ,damn near lost my religion.But then I said to my self it's only candy but it's my candy DAMNIT.The moral of the story is to watch these damn kids they sneaky.I would never look at a white girl the same again

About me!

Ladies this is for you.You want to know who I really am.Well here is I'll tell you.
PERSONALITY-I'm a real person.I will always tell the truth in every situation no matter what the circumstances is.I mean why lie.I'm a laid back dude no time for drama at all.Focused on money and me.I get along with 0% of dudes because most of them fake. 90% of the people I hang around are females.Because I"m a pimp like that lmao! Nah.I'm also very observant and I think a lot.I see things for what they really are and sometimes that can be bad.

Women-One of my favorite things in the world.WOMEN! I love em especially the light skin ones OMG.I have like a addiction to light skin girls.I like my girls thick probably because I was raised in the south and that's really all I saw.If you don't thick is I"m talking about 150 and up.(Where my big girls at?) LMAO!I think I'm the weirdest dude because little things turn me on for example.I like it when a girl wear a wife beater and her bra is showing.OMG that just turn me on super hard for some reason ehh but I love it.I also love girls with tattoos on their thighs.But let me say this is no diss to dark skinned either I was just stating a preference.All of my girl friend have been light skinned.I love who is strong but yet knows her role.Of course funny and pretty or just cute enough for me.I would say a freak but now a days being a freak is being HO. I want a damn VIRGIN in fact a girl that don't even know what sex is.LMAO!.I like a smart girl to can't be no dummy,women who loves her family and has goals in life.

Favorites
Food-Nachos & Pizza Rolls
Fruit-Pineapple of course
Movie-Hancock
Clothing Line-Artful Dodger & BBC
Rapper-Jay-Z
Singer-Usher & r Kelly
Song-Hail Mary-Tupac
Role Model-Pharrell & Timbaland
Car-Dodge Charger & Bentley
T.V. Show- First 48
Cartoon-Wow Wow Wubbzy (Dont Hate)
Cereal-Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Actor-Will smith
Actress-Halle Berry
City-Atlanta & Miami

Monday, April 6, 2009

Myspace

Ok everybody does it so I am too.There is something on Myspace that is just getting out of hand.

1.Okay people be w4w or S4S right.Why? To get a bunch of friend right.Okay when they get the friends they have like 80,000.They be like I"m deleting people who don't show love and stuff like that.Okay imagine if 80k people showed you love everyday.There is no way in hell you could comment or message all them people back.So what's the point? Ugh!

2.Half naked pics I don't have no problem with this (Lol) .Ladies I mean chill with that seriously.And then the girls be having booty pics all over there page and have like 1 face pic.The booty pics have like 49086368683 comments and the face pic have like 10.They always have a bunch of friends.They think dudes want them because of their looks.Eh? wrong.On top of all that they be like don't disrespect me.I'm sorry sweetheart you already are.

3.Private Pics-I have this more then anything.Why have pics on private.Someone please answer me that.If you didn't want nobody to see why upload.Make no sense at all.

4.Myspace Relationship-I think this is mad corny.I'm not saying it can't happen but seriously.If you visit the place the male/female lives a lot then it's cool.I see alot with dudes they be hollering at girls that stay in Cali and they live New York.

That's all for now stay tuned for part 2

Sunday, April 5, 2009

The Double Standard

Now let's get to it.I hear all the time women talk about this.If a girl fuck a bunch of guys she's a hoe.But if a dude fuck a bunch of girls he's a pimp.These is very simple.Dudes don't mind being called a hoe.But let's be real some girls act like hoes though.But in my opinion it ain't about what you do it's how you do it.For example I know a girl that had sex with a guy behind a store.Now I called a her because What type of women do those type of things? Hoes? correct.So ladies do what you but also keep in classy.If you going to have sex with a bunch of dudes I mean get something out it.Don't make you a prostitute or ho.You don't get something for nothing.

Friday, April 3, 2009

B o m b!

The pic speaks for itself

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